This week, the guys take a deep dive into the history of elevators—but not before debating their "lower limit" for rating random restaurants. Greg sounds the horn (literally), and they tease the possibility of new merch with a special design inspired by Sean’s math. A heated discussion ensues: could Skippy ever sponsor the show? Greg isn’t exactly on board.

They also tackle some big questions: Why are some elevators so painfully slow? And what are the risks (and myths) about elevator safety? Along the way, they reminisce about a chaotic go-karting experience and question whether it’s worth trying again. Finally, the team contemplates whether their signature sign-off—“You have the right to charge your phone, and you have been consumed”—still fits.


11:00 - Debating the "lower limit" for rating restaurants.
12:00 - Greg blasts the horn.
14:16 - Are The Consumers shirts on the way?
15:02 - The new Consumers PO Box number.
21:00 - Could Skippy ever sponsor the show?
23:14 - Enter Otis.
44:27 - Why are some elevators so slow?
46:07 - A chaotic go-karting experience.
1:01:07 - Fun facts.
1:08:31 - How dangerous are elevators?
1:09:41 - User comments.
1:10:09 - Should The Consumers change their sign off?
1:22:43 - Don’t drive to Nashville.


Hosts:
Greg Warren (www.instagram.com/GrockWarren)
Tim Convy (www.instagram.com/TimConvy)
Sean O'Brien (www.instagram.com/thatSeanOBrien)

Podcast produced by Nate & Laura Bargatze, Adrian Kulp, Greg Warren, Randy Cash, Martin Murphy, and Abigail Bargatze.

Art design by Dan Wade and Lane Twellman.

Music by Kevin Bowers.

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